Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do insects learn at school ?
Second Kangaroo: Mothmatics !

First Kangaroo: How do you make a butterfly ?
Second Kangaroo: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

First Kangaroo: What insect lives on nothing ?
Second Kangaroo: A moth, because it eats holes

First Kangaroo: What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun ?
Second Kangaroo: A killer butterfly !

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
Second Kangaroo: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

First Kangaroo: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Second Kangaroo: Because rolling stones gather no moths !

First Kangaroo: What is a myth ?
Second Kangaroo: A female moth !

First Kangaroo: Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
Second Kangaroo: He wanted to see the floor show !

First Kangaroo: What's the biggest moth in the world ?
Second Kangaroo: A mammoth !

First Kangaroo: Why was the moth so unpopular ?
Second Kangaroo: He kept picking holes in everything !

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