Tuesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"May we have more and more friends,
And need them less and less."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

Quotes on Drinking:
"One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough." James Thurber

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
An unsolicited kiss is to a woman as free playoff tickets are to a man.
Even better: flowers on days that aren't Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or birthdays.
Speaking of flowers, they are most effective when delivered to her workplace.

ClueBat Insults
Thou saucy, reeling-ripe nut-hook!

Movie Madness
Spoon Menace

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Latin (click thru for the really good stuff)
Tu es stultior quam asinus: you are dumber than an ass
irrumator: bastard
leno: pimp
mentula: penis
meretrix: prostitute
spucatum tauri: Bull shit
pudor tu: fuck you

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