Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
Second Kangaroo: An antphibian !

First Kangaroo: Who is the most famous French ant ?
Second Kangaroo: Napoleant !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
Second Kangaroo: An antique !

First Kangaroo: What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
Second Kangaroo: Your great-ant !

First Kangaroo: Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Second Kangaroo: Because they are full of antibodies!

First Kangaroo: What is the biggest ant in the world ?
Second Kangaroo: An elephant !

First Kangaroo: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
Second Kangaroo: Ten ants !

First Kangaroo: What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
Second Kangaroo: An ant's mouth !

First Kangaroo: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path ?
Second Kangaroo: To trip up the ants !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?


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