Moe's Toast...
"Here's to a friend.
He knows you well...
And likes you just the same!"
Yogism
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."
Quotes on Drinking:
"He that drinks fast, pays slow." Benjamin Franklin
Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
No, you were not looking at that other woman.
ClueBat Insults
Thou yeasty, weather-bitten wagtail!
Movie Madness
Mr Johnson
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is French-Quebec (click thru for the really good stuff)
Grosse christ de vache: Fat fucking cow
Va chier: Go shit
Mange de la marde: Eat Shit
p'tit christ: Little bastard
Christ de chien sal: Fuckin' dirty bastard
va te crosser: Jerk off (go fuck yourself)
Cheers!