Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What do you call a frog spy ?

Second Kangaroo: A croak and dagger agent !

First Kangaroo: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Second Kangaroo: Lily !

First Kangaroo: What do Scottish toads play ?
Second Kangaroo: Hop-scotch !

First Kangaroo: How did the toad die ?
Second Kangaroo: He simply croaked !

First Kangaroo: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Second Kangaroo: Morse toad !

First Kangaroo: What's the world's weakest animal ?
Second Kangaroo: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

First Kangaroo: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
Second Kangaroo: A hot frog !

First Kangaroo: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
Second Kangaroo: You'll croak in no time !

First Kangaroo: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
Second Kangaroo: In the croakroom !

First Kangaroo: What's green and tough ?
Second Kangaroo: A toad with a machine gun !

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