Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo
First Kangaroo: What do you call a frog spy ?
Second Kangaroo: A croak and dagger agent !
First Kangaroo: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Second Kangaroo: Lily !
First Kangaroo: What do Scottish toads play ?
Second Kangaroo: Hop-scotch !
First Kangaroo: How did the toad die ?
Second Kangaroo: He simply croaked !
First Kangaroo: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Second Kangaroo: Morse toad !
First Kangaroo: What's the world's weakest animal ?
Second Kangaroo: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
First Kangaroo: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
Second Kangaroo: A hot frog !
First Kangaroo: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
Second Kangaroo: You'll croak in no time !
First Kangaroo: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
Second Kangaroo: In the croakroom !
First Kangaroo: What's green and tough ?
Second Kangaroo: A toad with a machine gun !
Cheers!
Green & tough? Are ya sure you're not talkin' about the hamburger you just served me? YEESH! I don't know what's tougher to swallow around here - the food or the jokes.
Meanwhile, slide me down a cold one so I can wash down this hockey puck.
Posted by: Harvey on October 30, 2003 09:52 AMMy Willie Burgers are fucking World Famous you shithead! Now, shut the fuck up and drink your beer, before I have Susie kick your ass outta here!
Posted by: The Bartender on October 31, 2003 10:09 PM