Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: What is a parrot?
Second Kangaroo: A wordy birdy!

First Kangaroo: Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Second Kangaroo: Short John Silver!

First Kangaroo: Why wouldn't the parrot talk to the Frenchman?
Second Kangaroo: Because he only spoke pigeon English!

First Kangaroo: My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.
Second Kangaroo: What's that?
First Kangaroo:Ouch!

First Kangaroo: How do you know you are haunted by a parrot?
Second Kangaroo: He keeps saying "Oooooo's a pretty boy then?"

First Kangaroo: Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Second Kangaroo: Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

First Kangaroo: Where do the cleverest parrots live?
Second Kangaroo: In the brain tree forests!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
Second Kangaroo: An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

First Kangaroo: What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
Second Kangaroo: A walkie-talkie.

First Kangaroo: Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Second Kangaroo: The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

Cheers!