Lessons From Teddy

The Alliance wants to know what life lessons I have learned from Ted Kennedy? Well, he taught me several things, some of which have come in very handy in dealing with life's everyday problems. He's given me lessons on everyday skills, lessons for personal safety and well-being, lessons that I should ignore and lessons that I never intend to forget.

    First, he taught me how to drive.

    Then, he taught me how to swim.

    Then, he taught me how to lie.

    Then, he taught me how to get away with stuff.

    Then, he taught me how to be fat pig.

    Then, he taught me that he knows what's better for me than I do myself.

    Last, but not least, he taught me to order doubles!


Cheers


ยป by Madfish Willie on October 28 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Funny Stuff

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Bullshitters

Amen..er..I mean, LOL!

Posted by: Tuning Spork on October 28, 2003 07:56 PM

LOL!!! I hope you pinged Harvey so he gets this in the roundup....

Posted by: Susie on October 28, 2003 11:08 PM

Susie - Don't know much about the pinging thingy except that it's for trackbacks, etc. I linked to the permalink for that assignment and to the Alliance HQ main page. I'm assuming that when I save the post, that it pings everyone that needs pinging? I have had problems with pinging Kate and one of the default blog ping sites. Whenever you're ready to teach me or point me where I can read about it, I'm ready. Thanks for your help!

Posted by: The Bartender on October 28, 2003 11:50 PM

Don't you hate it how the comments in the archives don't remember you from the comments in the pop up box and you have to enter all your info again?

Anyway, as long as you linked to the HQ post, MT should ping it. Sometimes they go astray or time out, but most of the time it's all good...

Posted by: Susie on October 29, 2003 08:58 PM

Good Point. Anyways, this was where i met her. You can join for free as well www.redtricircle.com

Posted by: click here on March 12, 2005 03:27 AM