Jokes by Kang A. Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo

First Kangaroo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: To get to the other side

First Kangaroo: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: To cockadoodle dooo something

First Kangaroo: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
Second Kangaroo: He heard the referee calling fowls

First Kangaroo: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: To prove he wasn't chicken

First Kangaroo: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

First Kangaroo: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: Because he didn't have enough guts

First Kangaroo: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
Second Kangaroo: To get to the other slide

First Kangaroo: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

First Kangaroo: Why did the turtle cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: To get to the shell station

First Kangaroo: Why did the horse cross the road ?
Second Kangaroo: Because the chicken needed a day off.

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