Tuesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"May we never want a friend,
Or a bottle to give him."

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart, sending a telegraph message to Moe's]
Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?
A large man turns and stares at Moe as Lenny and Carl laugh
Oh, do, that little, ooh...
I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!
Bart laughs

Yogism
Yogi ordered a pizza, the waitress asked "How many pieces do you want your pie cut?" Yogi responded, "4, I don't think I could eat 8."

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:
Women who come from big families are more fun.

ClueBat Insults
Thou puny, milk-livered mammet!

Movie Madness
Giant Bee

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Welsh (click thru for the really good stuff)
Cachau bant: Fuck Off
Cach: Shit
Pigyn: Penis, dick, cock
Pen pidyn: Dickhead
Wyneb cach: Shit face
Mwnci: Monkey

Cheers!