The Ultimate Blogger Recipe Contestants

These were all the entries in the contest. I will pick the top ten recipes and post a poll in the sidebar until Halloween. The entry with the most votes wins! Voting can be done once every 24 hours, so vote the Chicago Way - early and often! The winner will be announced on November 1.

Moneytov Cashtail
Equal portions of:
Blue Raspberry Vodka
190 Vodka
Peach Pucker
Combine ingredients in a glass, aiming for a nice money-green color.
Garnish with a dollar-bill-bowtie:
Harvey: Bad Money

Black Martini
5 oz Johnny Walker Black
Over ice, shaken, not stirred
Strain into chilled Martini Glass [It better be a big one!]
Marichino cherry
Matt: Blackfive - The Paratrooper of Love

Candy's After-Work Sipping Tonic
2 oz. Amaretto
8 oz. ginger ale
twist of lime
just enough alcohol to relax with!
Candy: Candy Universe

Perfect Rocks Margarita
Cut a lime in half, then cut each half into three equal slices.
Use one slice to moisten the rim of a tall glass, then dip into a shallow bowl of sea salt to rim glass.
Squeeze the juice from the lime wedge into the glass, and drop remainder of into glass.
Add 1-1/2 ounces of good aged tequila - Soto
Mix in 3/4 ounce of Citronage an orange-based liquor from Mexico
1/2 ounce of Hpnotiq – – a blend of vodka, cognac and tropical fruits.
Top off with 4-1/2 ounces of Dr. Swami and Bone Daddy’s Gourmet Margarita mix
Top off with ice, and serve
Pops: Two Hour Lunch

BC Rock
1 part Kahlua
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
2 parts Cream or Milk
1/2 part Malibu Rum
Shaken over ice
Poured on the Rocks

Evil Glenn's PETA Margarita
2 cups Jose Cuervo Gold
1/2 cup Grand Marnier
2 large / 3 small Chihuahuas
Remove tails & ears.
Discard tails and set ears aside.
Water and ice to fill blender.
Sugar to taste.
Mix in a standard blender.
Serve in margarita glasses.
Garnish with ears.
Persnickety: Ordinary Galoot

Layer a shot of Fire Water (or at least 80 proof cinnamon schnapps)
On top of a shot of Ice (at least 80 proof peppermint schnapps)
Slam it.
It's best if both bottles have been in the freezer for a while.
There are friends of mine who are still hung over after a night spent drinking these.
Linda: Civilization Calls

Gut Rumble
Make your own moonshine.
Distill it on the back porch and catch it in Mason jars.
Put a quart of that skullbuster in the freezer for a day or two.
Remove jar and pour two fingers of that cold likker into a clear glass.
Drink it down all at once.
Enjoy the fire in the belly, the tingle in the toes and the feeling of your hair standing on end.
Repeat as necessary until you are face-down on the floor,
or arrested for running around nekkid and howling at the moon.
Acidman: Gut Rumbles

Cool Galoot
iced tea
Good stuff on a hot day!
However, this one may be disqualified because it's hardly original.
I've seen it called Ice Pick and Summer Hummer, only they didn't have the mint.
I don't either half the time, whatever, it's good with or without.
Persnickety: Ordinary Galoot

Galoot's Grog
Captain Morgan's spiced rum
Ginger Ale
ice, of course
It tastes much better than it sounds.
Jean next door introduced me to this one, but it has no other name besides Capn Morgan & Ginger Ale.
Persnickety: Ordinary Galoot

Grandma's Cold Remedy
Hot tea
mmmmm. It'll take care of that sore throat right quick!
My grandmother was a GREAT woman!
Used to irritate my mom, though, sometimes.
I find this tastes better if you let the tea steep in whiskey,
at the bottom of the teapot while waiting for the water to boil.
Persnickety: Ordinary Galoot

I don't use measurements.
I just splash some in and adjust if my throat catches on fire.

The Big Stick "Whack!"
1 part Jagermeister
1 part Southern Comfort (100 proof)
4 parts Pineapple Juice
Best served in a plastic cup,
Preferably in a sleazy college student house,
Whilst watching something akin to Ronco infomercials at 3:42 AM.
Jeff: BigStick.US

The Venom & Blight
1 oz. Malibu rum
1 oz. vodka
2 oz. pineapple juice
2 oz. cranberry juice
1 oz. Midori liqueur
Shake the rum, vodka and juices with ice.
Strain into an ice-filled glass.
Float Midori on top.
Garnish with cherries or pineapple slices
Think of us when you're snockered.
Venomous Kate: Electric Venom

Snake Bite
3 oz. vodka that has been chilled in the freezer overnight
1 oz. Malibu Rum
0.5 oz. Triple Sec
1 T. Creme de Menth
1 t. sugar
3 mint leaves, one mint sprig
1/2 c. ice
Place ice in shaker and add Triple Sec.
Swirl (not shake), then discard liquor, leaving the ice in the shaker.
Muddle 3 mint leaves and sugar in a cup or bowl by pressing with the back of a spoon.
Remove crushed leaves and place sugar in chilled shaker with the ice.
Add remaining liquids and shake, slowly, around 30 times.
Strain into martini glass and garnish with mint sprig.
I warn you, these will sneak up on you.
Venomous Kate: Electric Venom

Star Trek Geek Romulan Ale
(genuine article; not a shooter)
2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Everclear
Over Ice
(girly man version)
2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz 100 proof vodka
Sprite or 7-Up to fill large glass
Over Ice
Physics geek: Physics Geek

Fiery Skye Shaker
1 oz of Vodka
1 tsp of pineapple juice
2 tbp of orange juice
3 tsp of grapefruit juice
1/2 oz of lime juice/lemon juice
Ice cubes
Cecile: Cecile's Confessions

Antarctic Cosmopolitan
5 pieces of fairly large ice cubes
2 oz of Absolute Vodka
1 tbl lemon juice
2 tbl of Cointreau
1 sweetened lime juice
1.5 oz of cranberry juice
Combine all ingredients in a stainless steel, penguin shaped cocktail shaker - this is very important. Shake vigorously, making a cha-cha noise [WIKKA wikk wikka wikka, WIKKA wikka wikka wikka] until the stainless steel penguin gets too dang cold to hold, or you get tired of shaking it (normally about 30 seconds) Strain into a martini glass. The liquid should almost fill an average martini glass to the brim, so be careful when you hand it to the intended victim.
Eric Simonds: Straight White Guy

One Fine Hammer
1 shot vodka
1 shot gin
On the rocks, in highball glass
Fill with sprite
Color with blue or red curacao
OF Jay: One Fine Jay

Critter's Mom's Musing Elixir
1 generous shot Southern Comfort
Cranberry juice to taste
Serve neat or on the rocks
Alexia: Musings of Critter's Mom

Moonlight on Water
Float a shot of good vodka on a shot of blue curaco.
Float an icecube in it, if desired, in remembrance of Titanic.
John: SilverBlue

One shot of Hot Damn!
12 oz can of Dr. Pepper
Serve either straight or over the rocks.
Denita TwoDragons, Associate Tender of the Fire: Who Tends The Fires

Cool Colorado Conservative Martini
Build the Ultimate Martini (Vodka or Gin) /w Lemon Twist
Rub fresh, crushed Mint around the glass, place in bottom of glass
Pour Martini into glass and enjoy!
Darren: Colorado Conservative

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I'd have voted for the Cool Colorado Conservative Martini, but I didn't because martini's are served with olives (though I confess twists are acceptable...barely...and the lemon probably goes well with the mint 'round the glass). I take my martinis seriously, which you'll discover if you take a look at my comments in my "Which Drink Are You?" post at my blog.

Posted by: Victor on October 27, 2003 01:03 PM

If you're still taking recipes, I've got one. (Great list of drinks, btw, gonna have to try them out. )

Mexican Martini
3 shots Tequila
2 shots sweet & sour mix
1 shot Bouchant
1 shot orange juice (some pulp is nice)
1 shot olive juice

Add ingredients to shaker with ice. Shake to mix; strain into martini glass and top with jalapeno-stuffed olive on a plastic toothpick.

Posted by: elgato on October 28, 2003 10:07 AM

Here's the VodkaPundit Martini:

Place one bottle, any size, of Absolut Citron in the freezer.

Put a large martini glass in there with it.

Two hours later, remove the vodka and the glass. Pour vodka into glass.


Repeat until opining.

Posted by: Stephen Green on October 28, 2003 10:31 AM

Stephen, ever hear Churchill's martini recipe? His version was pour gin into glass, glance at the vermouth, then drink.

Posted by: scott h. on October 28, 2003 01:39 PM

Here's one I plan on bringing next time I'm overnighting at a convention. (Most likely Numa Rei-No Con in December)

Honey Trap

One gallon jug of Arizona Green Tea, minus one quart.
Everclear to make up the difference.

Freeze into a slush

Posted by: Cybrludite on October 29, 2003 01:44 AM

I'm a bit late, but whatever. I offer two humble, easy drinks:

Pabst Blue/Bleue Ribbon:

Case (24) of PBR

Refigerate a 24 of PBR.
Shotgun one can.
Repeat until your roommate finds you on the bathroom floor the next morning covered in vomit.

The Excalibur

1 can of PBR/Natrual Light
1 bottle of really cheap gin

Open beer, take a swig. Pour a shot of gin in the beer. Chug. Choke back vomit. Repeat until it tastes decent.

Hey, I'm 21 and in university, what do you expect?

PBR Pundit, Jordan.

Posted by: Jordan on October 29, 2003 01:51 PM

Galoot's Grog is actually known as a Morgan Fairchild. Tastes just like cream soda, yum yum.

Posted by: LRonRico on October 30, 2003 10:21 AM