How Well Do You Really Know Your Spouse

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Eric and the Straight White Wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed Eric, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Eric leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,

"Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Eric's life of celibacy....

[Shamelessly ripped from Eric's old blogspot blog]