Before it starts

Madfish came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his life partner wife "roommate", Herby, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"

Herby looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When Madfish finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer." "It's gonna start." This time Herby looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, Madfish said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" Herby blows his top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

Madfish sighed. "Oh shit, it started !!!!!!