Something I Overheard...

... from that hot dame down at the end of the bar...

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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "Suck Here."

Q: What is an Australian Kiss?
A: Its the same as a French Kiss, only *Down Under*.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire and call it a GoodYear!!

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come - they're wild and wet, but when they go - they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the mornings?
A. Because they don't have any balls to scratch.