The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily.
Penelope, a sixteen year old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."
"What!" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"
She replies, "Down to my balls. That's something else I want to talk to you about."
I'll have to add this to my list of women I won't go out with:
Don't date a girl with a better mustache...
Don't date a girl whose stomach sticks out farther than her tits...
Don't date a girl with more hair on her chest...
Don't date a girl with a lower voice...
Don't date a girl with a bigger dick...