Television specials for 00's

Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a generation of kids? Well here are some new episodes:

Peanuts specials for kids of the Aughts:

We learn about VD in: "It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown"

Charlie and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
"I'm Starting To Show, Charlie Brown!"

Is Linus gay? "Its A Different Kind Of Love, Charlie Brown"

Charlie moves back to his house in East L.A in: "Oye! Vato! Que Pasa, Carlito Moreno?"

See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in: "No Means No, Charlie Brown!"

Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in: "Imo Busta Cap Inyo Ass, Charlie Brown"

What goes on the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in: "God Told Me To Do It, Charlie Brown"

Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in: "Roll Us A Fat One, Charlie Brown!"

Charlie Brown gets his first job in: "Would You Like Fries With That, Charlie Brown?"

Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and stripping cars in: "Go Blame Society, Charlie Brown"

Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in: "Who Needs Men, Charlie Brown?"

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Excerpt: Because I found myself amused by this sick corruption of innocent children's programming posted by Physics Geek over at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon. I'm just surprised that - after all those years of having Lucy pull the football away at...
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Charles Schultz rolling over in his grave right about now...
Excerpt: from the Saturday Silly Schtuff Dept. Madfish Willie's posted a new episode guide, Television Specials for 00's. Notice the titles with a bit more of a 'gangsta' twist, now that Generation Z (or is it Y?) has become so coarsened and rooted in a new ...
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Tracked: June 25, 2005 01:50 PM

I mean, tsk, tsk! For shame! ;)

Posted by: Susie on June 25, 2005 11:54 AM

Oh this is wrong. This is so wrong. This is funny, but so very wrong.

Posted by: Rachel Ann on June 25, 2005 02:19 PM

I'm a wicked, wicked man. Mheh.

Posted by: physics geek on June 27, 2005 04:32 PM