FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!
Amen
He he he . . . Is that why the Better Half married me? Except for the deaf-mute stuff!
Posted by: Oddybobo on June 20, 2005 09:35 AMShouldn't it be a 4 foot tall woman with a flat head and no teeth? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: physics geek on June 22, 2005 08:22 PM