Limerick time!

There once was a fella named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave.
He said, "I know you must think
of the unbearable stink
But imagine the money I save!"
There once was a fella named Blair;
Who was fucking is wife on the stair.
When the bannister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air!

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There once was a Man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it;
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin;
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

Posted by: Richard on June 4, 2005 06:47 PM