Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
I *am* the horse she's having an affair with.
I'm hung like one, anyway :-P
Posted by: Harvey on May 17, 2005 08:23 AMNot from what TNT was saying.
Posted by: Contagion on May 17, 2005 10:20 AM