A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
So...it's true. My wife was married before.
Posted by: Nobody Move! on December 23, 2004 11:39 AMHmmm, I thought only my wife played those games... Thank god for Alcohol. She doesn't fight as much when she's drunk.
Posted by: contagion on December 24, 2004 11:09 AMContagion - yeah, I noticed that about your wife, too :-P