Two-Story House

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"

ยป by Madfish Willie on December 23 :: Permalink :: Comments (3) :: Jokes

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Bullshitters's true. My wife was married before.

Posted by: Nobody Move! on December 23, 2004 11:39 AM

Hmmm, I thought only my wife played those games... Thank god for Alcohol. She doesn't fight as much when she's drunk.

Posted by: contagion on December 24, 2004 11:09 AM

Contagion - yeah, I noticed that about your wife, too :-P

Posted by: Harvey on December 24, 2004 11:55 PM