Bear and the Rabbit

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Mr Rabbit, do you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "Why, no, Mr Bear!" So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

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Tracked: December 4, 2004 03:51 PM

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Posted by: Harvey on December 5, 2004 10:49 AM

Back in high school, this was the favorite joke of myself and the bunch of guys I ran around with. All we had to say to get a laugh was "So there's this bear and a rabbit in the woods". Thanks for the memory.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh on December 5, 2004 08:26 PM

This one is second on my all-time favorites list... I'll have to post my favorite childhood joke one of these days...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on December 5, 2004 09:14 PM

That's the first joke I felt like I could tell my youngin'. They and I, still laught at it to this day. Eddie Murphy wasn't so bad now was he?

Posted by: RedNeck on December 5, 2004 09:29 PM

I forgot about this joke! I think my oldest boy will like this one.

Posted by: Boudicca on December 10, 2004 09:05 PM

surely it would make more sense if the rabbit said sadly, "yeah all the time, i can never get it off" and then gets used as toilet paper. thats the version i know. if he doesnt have problems with shit sticking to his fur then why would he be good to wipe your arse with? think about it.

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