One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?"
GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curvaceous and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"No, so that she would love YOU!"
To which Adam replied: "Cool. May I suggest more tits & less brains in the future models?"
Posted by: Harvey on November 4, 2004 10:18 AM.. in a way, this post shows a great wisdom..
Posted by: Eric on November 8, 2004 01:03 PM