One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he meets a demon.

Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon:" Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly"

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."

ยป by Madfish Willie on October 22 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Jokes

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Wanna go campin?....

Posted by: Madfish Willie on October 22, 2004 02:16 PM

Meh... 9 out of the last 100 visits were from other blogs... the rest were from search engines looking for smut, kink, and dirty words...

Time to hang up the spikes....

Posted by: Madfish Willie on October 29, 2004 10:57 PM

great punch line.

Posted by: Joshua on October 30, 2004 11:47 AM

Darn Fridays.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on October 31, 2004 02:09 AM

Who's turn is it in the barrel?

Posted by: El Camino on November 7, 2004 05:56 PM