Looking for Mice

A man and his wife have just finished having sex and he is in the bathroom removing a condom. Unexpectedly, his little boy walks in and says, "Daddy, what are you doing?".

The father, not wanting to tell his young son what he is really doing says, "Oh, I was just looking for mice".

The little boy looks puzzled, then says "What are you doing? Fuckin' em?"


ยป by Madfish Willie on October 20 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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Bullshitters

yeah, it's always sad when the kids is bigger than the dad's, right Bartender? Feel sorry for the mouse, though, i mean at least s/he should be able to feel something.

~squeak~is it in?~/squeak~

Posted by: tommy on October 20, 2004 11:22 PM

heh... I made that rat squeal like a fucking pig....

Posted by: Madfish Willie on October 21, 2004 02:31 AM