Russian Manly-Men

A joke for der Commissar's Showtrial

An international competition for the title of the most manly man comprised three tests. Every participant must:

1. Drink in one gulp a bottle of vodka


2. Walk into a cage and shake hands with a female bear


3. To make love to a woman from a remote Siberian village who never in her life took a bath

A Frenchman drank all of the vodka, and dropped dead.

An Englishman drank vodka, then walked into the cage, and dropped dead when he saw the female bear.

A Russian drank vodka, and walked into the cage. There was a noisy commotion, then the Russian walked out of the cage, buttoning his pants, and asked, "Where is the woman to shake her hand?"