A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut.
And they were probably going to sue him for not getting their sideburns even.
Off-topic, have you been fucking with your site skins? The site skin chooser isn't working for me
7am 10-5-04 WinXP Firebird 0.9 1024x768
Posted by: Harvey on October 5, 2004 07:08 AMQuit yer bitchin, you whiny crybaby... take what you get and like it...
Posted by: Madfish Willie on October 5, 2004 11:45 AMGeez, Bartender, you're cranky today. You musta just got done fuckin' that bear 2 posts up :-P
Posted by: Harvey on October 6, 2004 07:11 AM