Fart Contest

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts.

His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact."

The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?"

Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted
down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.

The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted, but when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.

"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "You've got a Double-Barrel!"

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YAY! Free Cookies!

Posted by: Harvey on September 7, 2004 12:28 AM

Not sure what your problem is, but the left column seems to be wide and under everything else from what I can see. I could zap it with my ray gun, but I am not sure what effect it would have on it.

Posted by: Zongo the Ruthless on September 7, 2004 04:32 PM


A Pan-Galactic-Gargleblaster for my friend Zongo.

And more pretzels.

Posted by: Harvey on September 8, 2004 07:09 AM