The Circumcision

Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him
to find out what the problem was.

Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.

Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat

All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!"

"I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

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Call your mother recently?

Posted by: Harvey on August 22, 2004 02:18 AM

No, I called yours!!!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 22, 2004 12:33 PM

.. damn, Barkeep... what the hell is up with the chipmunks singing Moondance on your sidebar?... better make me a drink...

Posted by: Eric on August 22, 2004 05:37 PM

I've got a sampling problem that I can't figure out how to fix... apparantly the songs were sampled at 44Mhx when they were copied and need to be sampled at 22 Mhz

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 25, 2004 06:13 AM