Suicide Solution

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

ยป by Madfish Willie on August 18 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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that's fuckin' hysterical.

The best laugh I've had all day!!!!

Posted by: Tammi on August 18, 2004 07:54 PM

THAT was great. I'm going to have to repeat that one.

Posted by: Boudicca on August 22, 2004 09:32 PM