Harbey: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Harbey: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Woman: "Want to Dance?"
Harbey: "No, thank you."
Woman: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
Harbey: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Harbey: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"
After hearing Harbey's pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Harbey was like 'Disco Stu' in The Simpsons.... hahahahahahahaha
I'm really drunk writing this post and laughing my fucking ass off.... it's all funny to me!!!
Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 9, 2004 06:17 PMThese lines are all true, and they all happened to me last night :-/
Posted by: Harvey on August 10, 2004 08:38 AM