Pick Up Rebuttals - at Harbey

Harbey: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Harbey: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Woman: "Want to Dance?"

Harbey: "No, thank you."

Woman: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Harbey: What sign were you born under?

Woman: No Parking.

Harbey: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"

After hearing Harbey's pick-up line:

Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

Harbey was like 'Disco Stu' in The Simpsons.... hahahahahahahaha

ยป by Madfish Willie on August 9 :: Permalink :: Comments (2) :: Jokes

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I'm really drunk writing this post and laughing my fucking ass off.... it's all funny to me!!!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 9, 2004 06:17 PM

These lines are all true, and they all happened to me last night :-/

Posted by: Harvey on August 10, 2004 08:38 AM