What's a Harvey?

Harvey is trying to find out what is a Harvey?.

My definition for a Harvey:

Harvey (n): a sour, senile, living emptiness; a meaningless void; a disease; a puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper; a half-wit reminding me of drool; deficient in all that lends character; having the personality of wall paper; dank and filthy; asinine and benighted; the source of all unpleasantness. [synonym: DickHead] "Don't be such a Harvey!"

Harvey (v): To furiously masturbate [synonym: Spank the Monkey] "What are you doing in the bathroom so long, young man... Harveying?"

So in all fairness, I guess we should do a What is a Madfish? comment party.

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Madfish (n): A crotchety, cantankerous old man - "The Madfish sat in the rocking chair on his porch, with his shotgun - loaded with rock salt - laying across his lap as he waited for "those damn punk kids" to try some mischief"

Madfish (v): To urinate in a beverage before serving it to an unsuspecting victim - "That bastard Madfished my beer!"

Posted by: Harvey on August 4, 2004 11:58 PM

Fuck You very much!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 5, 2004 10:15 AM