Dog or Dawg?

From the 1,000 times forwarded e-mail files...

To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners...

A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg

(Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

(Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg

(Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.

(Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

(Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

(Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

(Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

(Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg

(Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg

(Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg

(Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
(Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

(Yankee) Any lazy dog
(Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

ยป by Madfish Willie on August 5 :: Permalink :: Comments (5) :: Jokes

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Madfish Willie - Dickin' the dog

Posted by: Harvey on August 5, 2004 11:33 PM

Better than Spanking the Monkey!!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 6, 2004 11:22 AM


Yankee: Democrat

Southern: Yellow Dawg

Posted by: Velociman on August 7, 2004 03:19 PM

That's an insult to all Yellow Dawgs!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie on August 8, 2004 01:16 PM

Actually, when I used to live in New Orleans, I'd walk my Kuvasz, all 120 lbs of him, and people'd ask, "is that a Kaaay Nine?" Which is another way of asking if he was a police dog.

Posted by: RP on August 13, 2004 03:33 PM