Shorty's Bar & Grill

A joke from Ms Pam:

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player.

They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

"What's that?" the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

"You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.

"No, no! Calm down," the man replies. "This will say ADIDAS in a minute.”

Hehe... My pecker tatoo says: Shorty's... Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico

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I always heard it was a white guy in the rest-room with a Jamaican guy. The white guy looks over and sees 'Wendy' on the black guy's penis and chuckles and says, "Oh you got your girlfriends name on your penis too."

The Jamaican says, "Nah mon, when it gets hard, mon, it say, 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

Must have been a much bigger penis joke.

LOL! Later!

Posted by: Don Callaway on June 30, 2004 10:42 PM

The Bartender has MW tattooed on his dick, which is all he has room for. When it gets hard, it still only says MW.

Posted by: Harvey on July 1, 2004 07:19 AM

I guess I didn't make it clear that it was my pecker tatoo that said Shorty's...

Posted by: Madfish Willie on July 1, 2004 07:55 AM

I always heard the tattoo to be "Shoty's Bar and Grill, Chatanooga, Tennessee". Mine sez: "Stand back, Honey. I don't know how big this thing's gonna get".

Posted by: Terrible Tiny on May 20, 2005 08:32 AM