Limericks for Winos

From the files of Naughty Limericks...

Submitted By: Justin Eisele

There once was a man named Dan

He once ate beans from a can

His colon swelled

his wife said oh well

and what rhymes with dan and can?

ยป by Madfish Willie on May 14 :: Permalink :: Comments (4) :: Limericks

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Um... orange?

Posted by: Harvey on May 14, 2004 10:09 AM

There once was a guy named Dan
Who once ate beans from a can
His colon did swell
His wife said "Oh Hell"
And watched as he shit in his hand.

Posted by: Kang A. Roo on May 14, 2004 11:37 AM

LMAO! Kang... you're a poet and don't knowet!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:42 AM

holy crap i wrote that in hs school. i can't believe its still on the web. im so proud its the first thing that pops up when you type in my name. cheers


Posted by: justin eisele on July 16, 2004 11:10 PM