From the files of Naughty Limericks...
Submitted By: Justin Eisele
There once was a man named Dan
He once ate beans from a can
His colon swelled
his wife said oh well
and what rhymes with dan and can?
Um... orange?
Posted by: Harvey on May 14, 2004 10:09 AMThere once was a guy named Dan
Who once ate beans from a can
His colon did swell
His wife said "Oh Hell"
And watched as he shit in his hand.
LMAO! Kang... you're a poet and don't knowet!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 14, 2004 11:42 AMholy crap i wrote that in hs school. i can't believe its still on the web. im so proud its the first thing that pops up when you type in my name. cheers
justin
Posted by: justin eisele on July 16, 2004 11:10 PM