Limericks for Winos

From the files of Naughty Limericks...

Submitted By: Art Burke

There once was a man named Screwy Dick,

A man who was born with a spiral prick.

His life was spent in one long hunt

to find the girl with the spiral cunt.

When he found her he dropped dead,

'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!

ยป by Madfish Willie on May 13 :: Permalink :: Comments (3) :: Limericks

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That was so incredibly NOT a limerick.

Posted by: Harvey on May 13, 2004 09:54 AM

I was wondering if you would notice. It's funny anyway.

Posted by: Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 10:10 AM

It was screwier than Dick and his left threaded bimbo put together.

Posted by: Kang A. Roo on May 14, 2004 11:39 AM