Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: What band is a cow favorite?
Kang A Roo: Moody Blues

Harv E Roo: What country do cows love to visit?
Kang A Roo: Moo Zealand!

Harv E Roo: What did one dairy cow say to another?
Kang A Roo: Got milk?

Harv E Roo: What did the calf say to the silo?
Kang A Roo: "Is my fodder in there?"

Harv E Roo: What did the cow wear to the football game?
Kang A Roo: A Jersey.

Harv E Roo: What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
Kang A Roo: "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

Harv E Roo: What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Kang A Roo: Old Moo Eyes!

Harv E Roo: What do cows do for entertainment?
Kang A Roo: They go to the mooooovies.

Harv E Roo: What do cows do when they're introduced?
Kang A Roo: They give each other a milk shake!

Harv E Roo: What do cows get when they are sick?
Kang A Roo: Hay Fever