Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: If a bull is chasing you, what steps should you take?
Kang A Roo: The longest ones I could!

Harv E Roo: If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Kang A Roo: Half and half!

Harv E Roo: If you crossed a cow with an insect, what would you get?
Kang A Roo: A moosquito!

Harv E Roo: If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
Kang A Roo: "Beeflt!"

Harv E Roo: If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
Kang A Roo: Milk and quackers!

Harv E Roo: If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
Kang A Roo: The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

Harv E Roo: If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
Kang A Roo: She'll cream you!

Harv E Roo: If you see a whole field of cows, what's a fast way to figure out how many cattle there are?
Kang A Roo: Count the hooves and divide by four!

Harv E Roo: In what state will you find the most cows?
Kang A Roo: Moo York!

Harv E Roo: Is there big money in the cattle business?
Kang A Roo: So I've herd!