Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why did the cow cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the udder side !
Harv E Roo: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Kang A Roo: Because it was stuck to the chicken !
Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
Kang A Roo: It wanted to get to the other site !
Harv E Roo: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
Kang A Roo: An alarm cluck !
Harv E Roo: What does an alarm cluck say ?
Kang A Roo: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"
Harv E Roo: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Kang A Roo: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Harv E Roo: How long do chickens work ?
Kang A Roo: Around the cluck !
Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To prove to the possum that it could be done !
Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Kang A Roo: Because it ran out of cluck !
Harv E Roo: Why did the cow cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To go to the moooooovies !
Susie's gonna have to be careful about that last one. She thought teenagers were bad...
Posted by: Harvey on April 7, 2004 09:46 AM