Dumb Ass Jokes

Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.

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Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the other side

Harv E Roo: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To cockadoodle dooo something

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
Kang A Roo: He heard the referee calling fowls

Harv E Roo: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To prove he wasn't chicken

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Kang A Roo: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Harv E Roo: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because he didn't have enough guts

Harv E Roo: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the other slide

Harv E Roo: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Harv E Roo: Why did the turtle cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: To get to the shell station

Harv E Roo: Why did the horse cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: Because the chicken needed a day off


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Bullshitters

*groan*

get me a shot of cheap whiskey to burn the taste of those jokes out of my mouth.

Posted by: Harvey on April 6, 2004 09:31 AM

They get worse every single day!

Posted by: Madfish Willie on April 6, 2004 07:26 PM

some of them are pretty good, i'm gonna
put this site on my desktop. my wife
is a country-girl, she'll like this site
thanks, mark
the more dumbasses the better

Posted by: on April 27, 2004 01:29 PM

my dog was licking his nuts the other
day, and i said to my sister, yousee that dog
licking his balls, i said'i sure wish i
could do that, and my sister said yep
i wish i could too but i'm afraid
he might bit me.

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