Dumb-Ass Jokes as told by Harv E Roo.
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Harv E Roo: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?
Kang A Roo: Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Harv E Roo: When the cat's away.....?
Kang A Roo: The house smells better !
Harv E Roo: Why was the cat so small ?
Kang A Roo: Because it only ate condensed milk !
Harv E Roo: Why did the cat cross the road ?
Kang A Roo: It was the chicken's day off !
Harv E Roo: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?
Kang A Roo: An acrocat !
Harv E Roo: What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Kang A Roo: Puss in boots !
Harv E Roo: What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
Kang A Roo: A purrfect meal !
Harv E Roo: What is another way to describe a cat ?
Kang A Roo: A heat seeking missile !
Harv E Roo: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
Kang A Roo: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Harv E Roo: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Kang A Roo: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Cheers!
Another silly joke: ;)
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
Posted by: pam on March 30, 2004 08:04 AMOuch!!1! That wasn't funny....
Posted by: Madfish Willie on March 30, 2004 08:56 AMThat's what Harvey's lady would decide, as she has had way too much enough of Shorty to last a lifetime.
Fortunately, Beloved Wife is only 5 feet tall.
Remember: size is relative ;-)
By the way, it's great to have these crappy jokes back. I find that I've missed them.
Oh, wait... no, that was my MEDICATION that I missed. That would explain it...
Here's a theory a short guy told me once: All guys' peckers are the same length... they just look bigger on short guys!
Posted by: Madfish Willie on March 30, 2004 11:53 AMWe got the Trickle plugin installed over at MuNu the other day, so it's easy to just do the week's jokes, postdate them, and forget about it. I understand that MT 3.0 will have that postdating feature standard. Good move for them.
Posted by: Madfish Willie on March 30, 2004 11:56 AMI was wonderin' where Kang was hangin' out these days. Keep him away from the Foster's.
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