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Baseball Quotes

Bob Uecker

  • "Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat."

  • "If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to? I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter."

  • "In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the Bigs."

  • "I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for $3,000. That bothered my dad at the time because he didn't have that kind of dough. But he eventually scraped it up."

  • "People don't know this but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it."

  • "The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud."

  • "I had slumps that lasted into the winter."

  • "I led the league in 'Go get 'em next time.'"

  • "I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed."

  • "Career highlights? I had two. I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets."

  • "When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes."
  • "When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me."

  • "Wait until it stops rolling and pick it up." On how to catch a knuckleball.

  • "I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase."

  • "Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products."

  • "Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of Old-Timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times."


by Madfish Willie on March 26 :: Permalink :: Comments (1) :: Baseball :: Baseball

Bullshitters

My best quote from covering baseball....We asked Barry Bonds a question for our radio network and he...shook his head...

Hey thanks for the quote Barry, maybe we got the sound of his head moving side to side.

Posted by: Darren on March 26, 2004 07:01 PM
Let's hear your bullshit









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