Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo
Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat and a cow?
Harv E Roo: The Milky Baa Kid.
Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hedgehog?
Harv E Roo: An animal that knits its own sweaters.
Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Harv E Roo: A woolly jumper.
Kang A Roo: What else?
Harv E Roo: A jumper with pockets.
Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with an elephant?
Harv E Roo: Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.
Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with an octopus?
Harv E Roo: A sweater with eight sleeves!
Kang A Roo: What has fleece and big muscles?
Harv E Roo: Rambo.
Kang A Roo: What has fleece and fangs?
Harv E Roo: Drac-ewe-la.
Kang A Roo: What is the sheep's favourite musician?
Harv E Roo: Chris Baaber.
Kang A Roo: What is the sheep's favourite pop group?
Harv E Roo: The Pet Sheep Boys.
Cheers!