Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: What do sheep like to listen to at discos?
Harv E Roo: Ewe 2 and Ewe B 40.

Kang A Roo: What do sheep wear for work?
Harv E Roo: Ewe-niforms.

Kang A Roo: What do you call a sheep in the rain?
Harv E Roo: A wet blanket.

Kang A Roo: What do you call a sheep who tells sheep jokes?
Harv E Roo: A ewe-morist

Kang A Roo: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
Harv E Roo: A cloud !

Kang A Roo: What do you call sheep that live together ?
Harv E Roo: Pen friends !

Kang A Roo: What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
Harv E Roo: A sheep that's under the weather !

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a lamb with a penguin?
Harv E Roo: A sheepskin dinner jacket.

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a banana?
Harv E Roo: A baanaanaa!

Kang A Roo: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a gnu?
Harv E Roo: A new ewe.

Cheers!