Jokes by Kang A Roo

Dumb-Ass Jokes told by Kang A. Roo to Harv E Roo

Kang A Roo: Did you hear about the daft farmer who took up sheep farming?
Harv E Roo: He failed because he planted them too close together!

Kang A Roo: Did you hear about the accountant who counted sheep in bed?
Harv E Roo: He made a mistake in the first hour, and lay awake all night trying to figure it out!

Kang A Roo: 'Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep a wink.'
Harv E Roo: 'Have you tried counting sheep? '
Kang A Roo: 'Yes, I counted 842,511 - and then it was time to get up!'

Kang A Roo: 'Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed a sheep!'
Harv E Roo: 'How do you feel? '
Kang A Roo: "Very baad!'

Kang A Roo: How do sheep get to sleep?
Harv E Roo: By counting people.

Kang A Roo: How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
Harv E Roo: Central bleating !

Kang A Roo: If dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
Harv E Roo: Fleece.

Kang A Roo: What did one sheep say to the other?
Harv E Roo: I love ewe.

Kang A Roo: What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
Harv E Roo: Afer ewe !

Kang A Roo: What do sheep find there?
Harv E Roo: Baagains.

Cheers!