Around the Bar...

Thanks for dropping in for the Happy Hour festivities. Kick back, grab a cold beer. Funny stuff and stupid jokes galore to follow.

Remember - this is a bar, not Sunday School.

Harvey is a FREAK!

Todays laugh your ass off Drinking Story is about an answering machine.

Serenity can't sit outside on our patio, she has to sit inside so the mosquitos don't get her. But, someone tell her to leave the gecko at home - We don't need no stinkin' lizards!

Jennifer's Presidential Fun Fact of the Day subject is Eleanor Roosevelt. Don't mess with her, she'll blow you away!

Please feel free to wield these Troll Bashing Clue Bats on any resident trolls. If these are too nice for your particular troll, call me an I'll come over and wipe that son-of-a-bitch out for you!

Today's is from the Shakespearean Insulter:There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff!

aaaaaand weeeeeeeee!.
Squirrels, monkeys, thug gangsters, really bad words, gonads & strife...

Dumb Ass Elephant Jokes
What do you do if you find a blue elephant ?
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
How do you hire an elephant ?
What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant ?
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
What do you do with old cannon balls ?
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes ?

Answers are in the comments section.

Jennifer also graces us with a Useless Word Fact. Today we are enlightened with the origins of the word Jeep.

Today's Foreign Language is Greek:
fila mou to kolo: kiss my ass
as to thialo: go to hell
vlaca: stupid, moron
segrafa sta archidia-mu: bullshit
psoli: dick
poutsokefalo: dick head
tsimbouki: blow job

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