Around the Bar...

Thanks for dropping in for the Happy Hour festivities. Build yourself an Ultimate Martini (or two), kick back and take it easy.Funny stuff and stupid jokes are on the way.

Chief Wiggles has some new pics up with the Toy Drive featured! Go check it out!

Harvey is a not a FREAK today...yet!

Todays laugh your ass off Drinking Story is about Corn on the Cob. It's not what you think - yuk!

Venomous Kate cuts the cheese! Plus, she gives a great Martini recipe - Run Awaaaaaay!

Jennifer's Presidential Fun Fact of the day subject is Eleanor Roosevelt.

Today's is from the Shakespearean Insulter:
You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things.
Taken from: Macbeth

Viking Kittens want to take you to a gay bar.

Dumb Ass Cow Jokes
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
Did you hear that Canada sold the U.S. a large herd of bison?
Canada sent the U.S. a buffalo bill.
Did you know what the dairy maid at a chocolate factory does?
I milk chocolates!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
How did that bullfight come out?
How did the calf s final exam turn out?
How did the cow feel when she couldn't give any milk?
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
How do bulls drive their cars?
Answers are in the comments section.

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Armenian (click thru for the really good stuff)
Dmbo, Khmbo: idiot
Peranuht shoonuh kukneh: the dog should shit on you
Buhlo (BUL-lo): dick
Kuk oudelic shoon: shit eating dog
Vorig / vor: ass
Eem voriga bacheek doer: kiss my ass
Toon vor es: you are an ass


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