Thursday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast
..."May you be in heaven a half hour
before the devil knows you're dead."

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart with Lisa]
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
[Bart and Lisa laugh]

Today's Drinking Story To tar, or not to tar - That is the question.

Yogism"I really didn't say everything I said"

ClueBat InsultsThou puking, sheep-biting dewberry!

Movie MadnessHere's a touching ballad about a Red Panda's love for his girlfriend - Hippo Girl.

Dumb Ass Bear Jokes
Why do bears have fur coats ?
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
What should you call a bald teddy ?
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
Have you ever hunted bear ?
How do you hire a teddy bear?
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
What is a bear's favourite drink ?

Foreign Language Party Cookie from AfrikaansJy pis my af: You're pissing me off
Hoer: Whore
Slet: Slut
Kak: Shit
Poephol: Asshole


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