Monday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"May the most you wish for be the least you get!"

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart (in Principal Skinner's office)]
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, young man?"

Today's Drinking Story
That's Called A Mi-Fly

Yogism: "The future ain't what it used to be."

ClueBat Insults: Thou pribbling, tardy-gaited moldwarp!

Movie Madness
Angry Kittens

Dumb Ass Big Cat Jokes
On which day do lions eat people ?
Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten the priest ?
What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter ?
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station ?
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
What do you call a show full of lions ?
How does a leopard change its spots ?
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

Answers in the Comments

Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is Dutch (click thru for the really good stuff) zakkewasser: testical washer
eikel: dickhead
hoer: hooker
eikel: dickhead (mild)
Rukker: wanker
Spast: spaz
mongool: retard
pooier: pimp
sukkel: dumbf*ck
houd je rotsmoel: shut the hell up


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