Around the Bar...

Harvey's tip tonight reveals that George Washington was, apparently, composed largely of sodium.

Harvey also has an Evil Glenn Limerick that is ROFLMAO funny. That guy is a genius at this Filthy Lie thing!

Lord Spatula I gives us "Men's Rules to Live Together By" Go read the rest!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

3. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. (Really, listen to this one)

Eric at Single White Guy has a pic of the tiger that tried to have Roy for lunch!

Serenity has the actual graphic footage of When Tigers Attack Their Dumbass Handlers!

Jim at Snooze Button Dreams is renaming his friend (formerly known as G, formerly known as G-dog) tomorrow. Don;t miss the polling action - Remember: Vote early - Vote often. Go check out the options first!

Harvey is a SPANKING FREAK [read comments]!

Paul at Sanity's Edge muses: What'll you Have?.

Via Clayton at Up Persicope: Jennifer Anniston or Beer! Cool background song - Happy Together!

Wierd Site of The Day:

LeAnn at The Cheese Stands Alone squeezes the meat log? You have to go find out for yourself.

The Ultimate Bloggers Recipe Contest has spurned an in-house contest to name a drink entry for the contest. His two entries for tonight are Watermelon Martini & Black JellyBean. Plus, he has a really neat blog name and tagline: The Two Hour Lunch, Three martinis and a cloud of dust


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