Wednesday Happy Hour

Moe's Toast...
"Here's to the men of all classes
Who through lasses and glasses
Will make themselves asses."

Bart's Call to Moe
[Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins]
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Oh, wait a minute...
[Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well]

Today's Drinking Story
The Last "Last Call"

Yogism: "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

Things A Man Should Know: About Women:Women do not desire to be introduced to a new brand of perfume.

ClueBat Insults: Thou bootless, milk-livered miscreant!

Movie Madness
Chilled Kittens

Dumb-Ass Bird Jokes
What do you give a sick bird ?
What bird tastes just like butter ?
What's another name for a clever duck ?
What do owls sing when it is raining ?
What is a polygon ?
What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
What kind of bird opens doors ?
What do baby swans dance to ?
What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

Answers in the Comments
Today's Foreign Language Party Cookie is German (click thru for the really good stuff) Blödes Arschloch: stupid asshole
Depp: idiot
Drecksau: dirty pig
Arschgesicht: "Assface" (Butthead)
Arschkriecher: person who kisses bosses arse


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